Sixty One Whitehall is home of the Royal United Services Institute. It was also the venue for yesterday's seminar, 'Alcohol & Responsibility', organised by the Westminster Health Forum.
Fittingly, perhaps, the event was organised with military precision. The first session, chaired by Lib Dem health spokesman Norman Lamb MP, began on cue at 9.05 and finished, on schedule, 40 minutes later. There were four panellists - Professor Sir Charles George (British Medical Association), Cathie Smith (British Institute of Innkeeping), the rather fearsome Professor Mark Bellis (Centre for Public Health, Liverpool John Moores University), and me.
We were each given 4-5 minutes to give a short speech on binge drinking. After four minutes a yellow card was held up at the back of the impressive Duke of Wellington Hall. Sixty seconds later a red card appeared and we had to stop.
I was the last to speak. Needless to say, I was just getting into my stride when the yellow and then the red cards were held aloft. In my allotted time I expressed scepticism at the extent of Britain's "binge drinking culture" and the ever-changing definition of what constitutes "binge drinking". I also voiced concern that if the scale of the problem is exaggerated, then the reaction to the problem will also be exaggerated (eg Boris Johnson's booze ban).
Alcohol, I said, is a legal consumer product. (Sound familar?) Adults have every right to purchase alcohol, to consume alcohol, and to enjoy alcohol. People have every right to "binge drink" or get drunk, if they so wish. And if, when they get drunk, they become boorish or bad-tempered, fall asleep in their chair or wake up with a hangover, they have every right to do that as well.
What they DON’T have the right to do is to become violent or aggressive or threaten people and damage property. But we already have laws – and a police force - to deter that sort of behaviour, so I see no need for yet more rules and regulations. Or to tar all drinkers with the same brush.
The audience (a mixture of MPs, peers, civil servants, health professionals, PR execs and people from the drinks industry) seemed a bit non-plussed. When I confessed (shock horror) to being an occasional binge drinker myself (according to government guidelines) there wasn't a murmour - not even a titter.
It wasn't my best performance but I must have made some impression because Norman Lamb prefaced his closing remarks by saying, "Simon Clark issued a challenge". (Challenge? I'd hardly started.) Inevitably, though, he concluded by saying that the evidence (of the harm allegedly caused by binge drinking) supported a "powerful case for society to intervene". (Funnily enough, he said much the same in his opening remarks so no-one can accuse him of inconsistency. A decent chap but better, perhaps, if we'd had someone more impartial in the chair.)
As for the "evidence", I'm still not convinced. A lot of it is based on statistics: 40% of all male drinking sessions are binge-drinking sessions; Britain’s drinking culture is costing the country £20 billion a year; 17 million working days are lost to hangovers and drink-related illness each year; 40% of A&E admissions are alcohol-related; and (best of all) 5.9 million people drink more than twice the recommended daily guidelines on some occasions (my italics) - as if this is a terrible, anti-social thing to do!!
Afterwards the director of the Westminster Health Forum invited me back to speak on other issues. No problem, I said. But first, I need a drink.