Back in February Brian Monteith and I visited The Secret Garden, a fantastic smoker-friendly location at Hawke and Hunter in the centre of Edinburgh. We liked it so much we vowed to come back and hire it for a Forest event. (I also wrote about it HERE.)
A few weeks ago we provisionally booked The Secret Garden for a drinks party to mark the publication of Brian's new book, The Bully State: The End of Tolerance. This week, when I was in Edinburgh, I had a meeting to finalise details - but I could tell immediately that something wasn't quite right.
Eventually, the truth came out. The Secret Garden is no longer the smokers' paradise we thought it was. This is what allegedly happened: a couple of weeks ago a local councillor was having a drink in The Secret Garden. He could have chosen the cocktail bar, or the whisky room or even the restaurant but, no, he chose the smoker-friendly Secret Garden. The three canvas awnings that provide shelter from wind and rain were pulled across and, shock, horror, people were actually smoking! As a result, he alerted the council's inspectors.
I am told that Hawke and Hunter have now received two visits from council officials and they have been informed that - unless the awnings are fully retracted so that customers are fully exposed to the elements - The Secret Garden constitutes an enclosed public space and smoking is not permitted.
To put this in perspective, even with the awnings fully extended no-one can be in any doubt that they are outside the building. (When I was there on Thursday it was quite windy; the wind was gusting in between the three sets of awnings and it was quite chilly.) Even with the awnings fully extended it is impossible to imagine that The Secret Garden could ever be a smoky environment because there are far too many places where the smoke can escape.
Unfortunately it seems that the proprietors have taken fright. (I don't blame them. Understandably, they don't want to be fined or lose their licence.) Given the weather at this time of year, the result is that The Secret Garden is effectively a no-smoking zone. Instead, a small smoking area has been created in the basement area at the front of the building. There are no tables or chairs, only two or three wooden beer barrels and a handful of ashtrays. A warm, comfortable outside area it ain't.
I am still waiting to hear if our event can go ahead. I am told that the proprietors are talking to the local council to clarify the situation but I fear the worst. Frankly, if guests cannot smoke in The Secret Garden (as they have been allowed to for ten months with no complaints from customers or staff) then our event is off - while we look for another venue.
Hunter and Hawke will lose a booking that could be worth £1000. As an upmarket bar restaurant they can afford to wave goodbye to our money. A great many pubs and clubs are not so lucky. Thanks to the fanaticism with which the smoking ban is being enforced - even in outside areas like The Secret Garden - more and more revenue will be lost to the hospitality industry.
As Brian says in his book: we are no longer living in a nanny state. We are being governed by a bully state that has lost all sense of proportion.
PS. Invitations to the book launch are on hold until we can confirm the venue. If you live in Edinburgh watch this space.