Caller: is that the police? I want to report sighting of the snowman which was stolen in Kent
Police: does it have teaspoons for arms and pound coins for eyes?
Caller: no, but it 's making an offensive gesture
Police: thank you for your call but it doesn't seem to be the snowman that was reported as stolen and I'm afraid that offensive gestures by snowmen aren't covered by the Equalities Act
Reader Comments (3)
It's a good likeness of you Simon...can you see the resemblance?
The head needs to be at least twice the size though!
Caller: is that the police? I want to report sighting of the snowman which was stolen in Kent
Police: does it have teaspoons for arms and pound coins for eyes?
Caller: no, but it 's making an offensive gesture
Police: thank you for your call but it doesn't seem to be the snowman that was reported as stolen and I'm afraid that offensive gestures by snowmen aren't covered by the Equalities Act
hahah ))) very funny and great snowman :)