Flavour of the month
Yesterday, for the second time this week, I had lunch at Boisdale, Forest's spiritual home. This time my dining companion was the owner (and bon viveur) Ranald Macdonald, so I wasted no time in asking an important question:
"Do the whisky-flavoured condoms (available in the gents and ladies lavatories) really taste of whisky?"
"I wouldn't know," came the reply. "I've never tasted them. I only know one person who has. But I believe they are as authentic as any artificial, chemically-flavoured product."
Well, I think that's what he said. I don't really remember. What I do remember is the admission: "I don't think there are many repeat customers!"
McCondoms - available at Boisdale and online HERE.
Jimmythejock writes: "Being a Scot I liked the idea of whisky flavoured condoms ... you can taste the flavour but the spermicide taste from the condom overpowers the flavoring after a minute or so."
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Reader Comments (1)
Why don't you just move in to the Boisdale!